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For all enquiries, nice messages and hatemail, please direct your message to caybeecalabash@gmail.com

IFAQ (Infrequently Asked Questions)

Will you do a remix for me?

yes but i'd appreciate a bit of cash

Will you do a remix for me for free?

yes if you're broke and i like your music enough to. guaranteed yes if we're friends

Will you do a bagel fanclub remix for me?

depends on if river's interested but never any harm in asking

Do you want to release on my record label?

yes

Do you want to perform at my live event?

GOD YES PLEASE. i'll probably play for free if you can get me there and let me crash somewhere

Will you mix / master my album for me?

if you're okay with it being loud then yes

Will you do album art for me?

if you're okay with it looking like Caybee Calabash made it then yes

Do you want to buy my chinese vacuum cleaners / Aluminium pipe alloy?

no

Hello M.C. Escher Deathbowl. I am sexy British woman aching for a fuck but need money to get back into the country.

please leave me alone

Go home.